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Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

Ep 199: Celya AB

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

Plosive

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.820K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2023

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

French-Algerian stand-up (and former cat-sitter to James) Celya AB has a table booked this week. Bon appétit!


Celya AB’s new solo show ‘Second Rodeo’ is at the Edinburgh Fringe, Pleasance Courtyard, 2-27 August (not 15). Tickets and info.

Follow Celya on Twitter and Instagram @abcelya


Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Artwork by Paul Gilbey (photography and design) and Amy Browne (illustrations).


Follow Off Menu on Twitter and Instagram: @offmenuofficial.

And go to our website www.offmenupodcast.co.uk for a list of restaurants recommended on the show.


Watch Ed and James's YouTube series 'Just Puddings'. Watch here.



Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, off menu listeners. It's Ed Gamble here. I'm one of the hosts of the podcast. You should know that by now

0:05.2

I'm very excited to announce that I am going on a UK and Ireland tour hot diggerie dog coming to a town near you

0:12.5

Hopefully dependent on where you live tickets are on sale now go to edgamble.co.uk for details and I will see you in 2024

0:21.1

Today's episode of the off menu podcast is brought to you by apple pay now

0:25.7

I'll be lying if I said I didn't use apple pay pretty regularly

0:28.8

Yes, every single day if I'm honest every single day for me as well

0:32.7

I bet there's a lot of people who use apple pay every single day and if you don't why not it's so easy

0:38.2

It's secure. It's private. Joe what I would say it's magically easy Ed

0:42.7

Apple cadaver you go to the store you can pay you just buy a tap in your phone

0:46.4

And you don't have to worry about the contactless limit

0:48.8

You can feel like the great Benito every day with the magic trick that is apple pay to use apple pay if I may reveal the trick

0:56.4

Benito just double click the side button on your iPhone

0:59.2

Authenticate with face ID and done. Uh-oh you're out of the magic circle Ed. Oh, no

1:05.2

But I don't care because I've got apple pay thanks to the built-in technology of face ID apple pay is designed

1:10.6

So that only you can authorize payments because your face is harder to steal than a physical card

1:15.6

Just you try and steal my face. Don't try steal my face. Don't act do it. Did you hear that? Nicholas Cage

1:20.8

Set up in wallet and use apple pay pay the apple way with apple pay a

1:26.5

Welcome to the off-menu podcast taking the pork of humor all the other nasty bits from a pig

1:47.3

mashing it all up in a blender of the internet and piping it into the sausage casing of friendship

1:54.8

sausage

1:56.0

That was a gamble. My name is James A. Caster. We are in a dream restaurant

1:59.1

And we invite a guest in every single week ask them their favorite ever start a main course does that side dish and drink

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