Ep. 1962 - Jimmy Kimmel's Trump Jokes Prove We Need Right-Wing Cancel Culture
The Michael Knowles Show
The Michael Knowles Show
4.7 • 29.5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Right now, go to kexie.com, k-e-k-s-I-com. I'm going to make a little confession, okay? |
| 0:06.8 | I like cookies. I do. I like, and specifically I like Kexe cookies. And for me, I had over a full cookie yesterday, two days ago. |
| 0:18.0 | Then I had another cookie yesterday. My favorite right now is the |
| 0:21.4 | Kexi German chocolate cookie, but they're all good. Great flavors. Pistachio, also amazing stuff. |
| 0:27.4 | Mother's Day is coming up. Get your mother, get your wife, get that lady in your life, a beautiful |
| 0:33.0 | box of Kexe cookies. Even if you're not going to get it for your mother or your wife or whoever, just get it for yourself because they're so good. They are maybe the best cookies I've ever, other than cookies made by my mother and my wife, I've got to exclude that so I don't get thrown out of window. Other than that, it might be the best cookie I've ever had. Family aside, all the ladies, it is that good. Their limited edition mother's Day cookies come already packed in a beautiful Mother's Day theme box. No wrapping, no stress, beautiful presentation. They ship nationwide. It's great. Go to kexie.com, grab a Mother's Day box while they're still available. If you want to try anything else from their site, use code Noles for 15% off, just not on the Mother's Day box. That's Kecksy, KekSI.com. |
| 1:12.4 | Kexie.com. |
| 1:14.6 | Where the hell am I? |
| 1:16.8 | It's a fighting tournament to the death. |
| 1:19.8 | It's called Mortal Kombat for a reason. |
| 1:23.4 | The tournament begins. |
| 1:25.9 | Johnny Kaye, you have been chosen to fight. |
| 1:29.2 | Coming or what? |
| 1:30.3 | I'm an actor. |
| 1:31.2 | I can't do this. |
| 1:32.9 | You are fighting for the fate of our world. |
| 1:35.8 | Get over here! |
| 1:39.0 | Mortal Kombat 2 in Cinemas May 8. |
| 1:41.6 | Book tickets now. |
| 1:42.6 | It's show time. |
| 1:44.3 | Jimmy Kimmel is facing renewed calls for his firing after airing a fake White House |
| 1:49.4 | Correspondence dinner segment joking about the death of President Trump. |
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