Ep 196: Moon for Sale

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2018

⏱️ 26 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The Crew gets a real fixer-upper.

Improvised February 11, 2018 from a suggestion by Brian Sebby via Facebook.

Edited by Roger Payton

Starring

Rayna Caskey as En Bobbi Intern, Sweetie Larson, Lt. Vanderson, Jenny the Barista

Eli Mandel as Rip Stiply, Kevin Larson, Jeremy Swanson, Scutty

Nick Wagner as Ch'arles Lorem, Connie the Realtor, a Barista, a Dark God

Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Brie Larson, En Spot, Holographic Diane, En Mark

Sean Kelley as LtCdr Crick Watson, Barista, Starp Larson

Matt Young as Julius Valentine Baxter, Gbiv'Yuk the Starbucks manager, Bilg Larson

Sponsored by Overcast and the Chicago Podcast Co-op

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Overcast,
0:08.9	a better podcast app than whatever you're using right now, unless it's Overcast.
0:13.9	Get Overcast for free on the app store.
0:20.2	Music I think someone's finally making an offer on our moon.
0:33.5	Oh, excellent.
0:34.8	Excellent.
0:36.0	I'm so excited to just be done with it.
0:39.6	These seven years on this moon have been...
0:42.5	Oh, my God.
0:43.3	Hair will wing, I'd say.
0:44.9	They've been so hard.
0:46.5	We've lost how many goats, kids.
0:49.8	Kids both goat and human.
0:52.1	We're moving?
0:53.2	Sweetie, we're so sorry that we woke you up.
0:56.8	We didn't mean.
0:58.4	This has the best lighting in the house,
1:00.6	and you know I don't like talking to Daddy if I don't look good.
1:04.8	Everything will be all right.
1:06.3	We're going to get off of this God-forsaken moon.
1:09.8	We're going to go to a real planet.
1:11.7	And may God have mercy on the poor morons that bought this moon.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from USS Sisyphus, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of USS Sisyphus and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.