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Right, that's it. Come on. Lights out. You've got a test tomorrow. Just two minutes. I'm about

to reach the next level. It's going off now. Yeah, whatever. Let's see, where's the app? Oh, here it is. Ha! What? How? Oh no, you're out. Better look next time. Mom! It's game over for late nights on school nights. EE Wi-Fi controls help you get them off the Wi-Fi and into bed. More parents are choosing EEE Broadband, the UK's fastest growing

broadband provider. To verify I see EE.com. UK slash claims. Eric Swalwell resigns from Congress in a major

political win for Democrats. I'm sorry to say. We'll get into how that is the case. President Trump deletes an image

that offended Christians of all stripes in a rare social media backtrack and a happy turn of events,

and no matter how frustrating Republicans are, Joe Biden and the New York Times remind us just this week

why you should work to keep Democrats out of office

as if your life depended on it

because it very possibly does.

I'm Michael Knowles. It's the Michael Knowles show.

I'm Michael Knowles the show.

Coachella is a meme factory.

It is giving us Justin Trudeau and Katie Perry pretending that they're 30 years younger than they are. It gives us Sabrina Carpenter mocking Arabs with a look of pure unwitting liberal disgust, which is, in a weird way, kind of deeply conservative.

We'll get into all of it.

First, though, I want to tell you about Boland Branch. Go to bolandbranch.com slash knolls. Folks, sheets do not fail all at once. It's never this dramatic moment where they just fall apart. It's the small little things that creep up on you, the corners that won't stay tucked, the fabric that feels a little thinner, a little stretchier than you remember, you're waking up warmer than you should be tossing around more than usual,

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