I'm sorry, but my doctor said I cannot hit it from the back for six to eight weeks.

That is not how you start this, because I didn't ask.

I'm just telling you.

No, wait.

You asked, did you specifically go in a doctor and say, yo, can I hit it from the back?

Yeah.

And she was like, well, what, like, do you use for leverage?

And I was like, my right.

And she was like, well, it doesn't seem like going to have that for, you know, six, eight weeks.

So I surmise that I can't hit it from the back for six, eight weeks.

My mama was in there too she was kind of taken aback when I asked her that question oh my god yeah well

I mean that's fine I don't like the way you just brushed it off like it wasn't going to be the end of your life

I think that's a little dramatic you don't want to give me no dramatics no I'm not I mean that's fine

I think my penis give you dramatics.

What do you think dramatics are?

You know, like, oh my God, for real?

Have I ever grabbed my chest like that?

I clutch my pearls, you right?

Have I ever done that?

Nah, but I would expect that when I tell you I can't hit it from the back.

Because that's like your favorite position.

That is my favorite position.

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