Ep 195: Encounter at PowerPoint
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2018
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
The crew encounter a time portal resulting in an "incident" that has altered the timeline. Now half the crew has gills and Crick and Rip are sent back to 1999 Earth to try and correct the timeline by getting a woman elected president.
Improvised July 1st 2018 from a suggestion by Timescanner via Twitter
Starring:
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Sean Kelley as Cmdr. Crick Watson
Eli Mandel as Acting Security Chief Rip Stiply
Mary Cait Walthall as Ensign Operator and Beth
Julia Weiss as Rita King, Ensign Spot and Jeanine
Guest Starring:
Dan Granata as Lt. DeFarge
and Eric Scull as Ensign Chaplin
Edited by Hannah Parsons
Sponsored by Backblaze as part of the Chicago Podcast Co-op.
Transcript
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| 0:24.9 | Well, as you can see from this final slide of my PowerPoint presentation, sales in this year, |
| 0:31.0 | 1999 are up. And I think we're all going to do pretty well gentlemen and bet harum for acknowledging me |
| 0:42.1 | thanks for being here beth you're helping us out immensely can you please get us some coffee |
| 0:47.7 | all right all right the corporate takeover that institutes with World War III will happen any moment now. |
| 0:57.7 | So we're here in 1999. |
| 0:59.4 | Should we like, do we want to try to stop it or are we just being like witnesses to history? |
| 1:03.8 | Oh, whoops, I spilled the coffee on you. |
| 1:06.3 | Oh, damn it, the contract. |
| 1:08.6 | How are you doing? |
| 1:09.4 | Jesus, Beth, are you menstruating? |
| 1:11.6 | Women's rights have gone too far. |
| 1:13.6 | We need to make them stuck. |
| 1:15.6 | No, I'm not a woman. Listen to my voice. I'm also very male. |
| 1:19.6 | Nice try, Beth. |
| 1:21.6 | Hmm. |
| 1:22.6 | I see your nipples through your shirt and bra. |
| 1:25.6 | Oh, darn. |
| 1:26.6 | Normally, I appreciate it, but not today. This is the day we decide to declare war on the women. Yeah! Yes! Ripp, I don't think we prevented the war. I think it's about to start. Jesus, I am sorry. I saw that point where we were supposed to intervene, and I just boofed it. Yeah, I was just like really like just enraptured by everything that was going to happen. I was taken aback by how backwards their thoughts are. Yeah. Although I was impressed that Beth could be both a man's name and a woman's name. Yes, that was very brave of her. I have for just three strippers to help us celebrate our success. Yeah! |
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