EP 195 Comedian John Heffron.
The Adam Ferrara Podcast
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4.9 • 527 Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Phil flips out because Adam sent him a video of a cyst being drained.
John Heffron Stops by and tells us how his neighbor feeds ground hogs to eagles, getting vertigo on stage and drunk amazon ordering.
Alex thinks Adam is a baby when he gets sick.
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| 0:00.0 | Alexa, who is Adam Ferrar? |
| 0:11.4 | Adam Ferrar is an American actor and comedian known for playing the roles of Chief Needles Nelson on Rescue Me. |
| 0:17.6 | Sergeant Frank Vilelli opposite Edie Falco on Nurse Jackie. He was a co-host on the U.S. |
| 0:22.7 | version of Top Gear. Adam |
| 0:24.6 | Podcast is a big hit and available |
| 0:26.5 | everywhere. Sounds |
| 0:28.9 | like it could be funny. |
| 0:30.7 | Sounds to me like 30 minutes you'll never |
| 0:32.8 | get back. I am so glad to see you, and your timing is perfect because it's showtime, and we have a great show for you again this week. |
| 0:51.3 | My guest in the ADD interview is actor, writer, comedian. He was the winner of Last Comic Standing, and his new special is called Episodes. It's available wherever you get your comedy specials, and his name is John Heffron. And we want to welcome everyone from our Talk to Me, Tuesday family. That's our conversation we have every week. 9 o'clock, Eastern, 6 p.m. Pacific. Go to my website, click the link, and join our conversation. And our superfan shout out is for our friend, Imelda. Say hi to Melda, hello. How you doing, Imelda? Always glad to see you on Tuesday nights. And Melda always come see me when I'm up in San Francisco. And I'm back. I think I'm in San Francisco in April. |
| 1:27.7 | I'm going back to cops. |
| 1:28.6 | One of my favorite. |
| 1:29.4 | And I got a big tour coming up. |
| 1:30.6 | I'm going to Wisconsin. |
| 1:31.5 | I'm going to Indianapolis, New Jersey, New York. It's going to be fun. Florida. So please check the tour dates. Come. Don't forget to write at him. Right. I'm gonna call in bitch. What are you kidding me? |
| 1:41.7 | I'm out here. I'm out here. I'm alone out here, woman. Tell me you love me. |
| 1:47.6 | Hey. What are you kidding me? I'm out here. I'm out here. I'm alone out here, woman. Tell me you love me. Hey, you could have been a carpenter. It's better for everybody if I don't. I would build like Dr. Seuss furniture. Like it would be like, you know, bent on one side. Yeah, he's so whimsical. No, he's just, he's not talented. That's what it is. Or he's cheap Oh he's cheap He's cheap |
| 2:04.6 | He's cheap |
| 2:04.6 | He's so whimsical. No, he's just, he's not talented. That's what it is. Or he's cheap. Oh, he's cheap. He's cheap. He's cheap. He's using used wood. That's why it looks like it does. Well, I love doing the show. I love spending time with my friends and everyone who listens. And I had a conversation with Phil. It's not a real conversation. It's more bullshit. Okay, that's pretty much what it was. And how is young Phil doing these days? Phil is doing well. Apparently, he's been focused a lot in South America. So he's, uh, yeah, he's been down there. That's nice, the warmer climate. It's not nice for Phil. Phil could be in heaven going, what's with all the freaking clouds? Is everything a cloud? How come that guy's wings are bigger than mine? You know? I don't even know how to hell I got up here in the first place. So, yeah, he'd be complaining about everything. You see the front desk, you know, and be like, we get under the complaint about clouds. |
| 3:08.7 | Oh, is it, is it that Phil Tag fellow? Yeah, I'll talk to him. Yeah, Phil a complaint about the noise. It's just, oh, all the angelic singing. Do that thing, I love. What? Noise, noise, noise. That's Phil. He's the Grinch. Oh, the noise, noise, noise. Who made this Dr. Seuss furniture? |
| 3:42.0 | It's falling apart. Well, here's a deal. I have been, and I don't mind sharing things with you guys, I have been a little out of sorts, a little bit lost. Honey, would you say a little depressed and mopee? I would say mopee. Mopee, yeah. And Phil, Phil is too. So we lean on each other. I mean, Phil and I go back 30 years, so we lean on each other a lot. We're trying to help each other out of this funk. And this is what happened. Hello. Oh, my God. You put it again. You put it again. What? Straight out of the gates? Yeah. What is you already upset about? What happened? I'm not done. Can't you just, holy shit, dude. I'm trying to, like, send you inspirational little post that I find on Instagram because I'm in a funk and you're in a funk. I'm trying to, you know, we're going through the same thing, trying to, you know, get you in a spiritual place. |
| 4:00.1 | We can help each other out. |
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