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Ep. 194 - What the Heck is the Plot of Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery Years 4-5A? w/ Jordan Edwards (LIVE from Columbus!)

Potterless

Mike Schubert

Arts, Books, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.88.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2022

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Schubes is joined live in Ohio by Jordan Edwards of Mischief Management to continue recapping the story of Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery. Things start to get weird as they make their way into year 5, so be prepared for the plot to eventually go off the rails. Topics include: OG Cursed Vault, the letter R, petrificus totalus durations, inconspicuous flight, Build-A-Bear, Redcaps, Snape Sense, Charlie Weasley, That’s So Raven, the uncanny valley of boring, payment in exposure, interesting results, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Arthur Ashe, Club Cool, Ina Garten, The TVA, legilimency, The Undisclosed, hair routines, Taylor Swift, and more!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to this podcast?

0:04.9

Before we continue my first ever journey through the Harry Potter series, just a few quick announcements.

0:08.7

First, hello, happy new year.

0:10.5

I hope you're well.

0:11.2

It's been a while.

0:12.0

I hope that you are having a good time in 2022, and I hope you're staying safe.

0:16.2

And hopefully this year can be better than the last for you.

0:18.8

The episode that you are about to hear is from a live show that we did in Columbus, Ohio, back in August of 2021. Jordan Edwards and I continued through what the heck is the plot of Harry Potter Hogwarts Mystery, covering years four and about the first third of year five because it's quite enormous. This live show is a blast, and what's special about it is you can actually watch a video

0:37.8

of this live show.

0:39.0

If you go to the Potterless YouTube channel, just search for Potterless or Potterless Columbus,

0:43.2

Ohio in YouTube, and you'll find it so you could also consume this wonderful Harry Potter

0:48.1

content in video format.

0:50.5

How rare!

0:51.5

Speaking of live shows and stuff, as long as the world allows for it, we will be having some more potterless live shows in the year 2022, starting in March. Again, this is all under the caveat that it is safe enough to do so in these states approach, but if it is safe enough to do so, we will be having a live show in Nashville, Tennessee, on March 3rd, in Atlanta, Georgia, on March 4th, in Washington, D.C., on March 31st, and Seattle, Washington on April 21st, all in 2022.

1:27.9

If you want to see the venues where these shows are and you want to get tickets to them, you can go to potterlesspodcast.com slash live. Also, you may have seen me post about this on social media, but over the course of Potter Alice's tenure, we donated money every single month based on the number of Patreon supporters we had at patreon.com slash Potterless.

1:32.9

And I totaled up all the money that we gave over 2021, and now I have the final amount that

1:37.7

we donated over the years that Pottererless has existed. And in total, we gave $32,970 to charity. That is absolutely incredible. That is

1:47.6

absolutely fantastic. I am elated that we were able to do this. That also doesn't account for

1:52.8

the nearly $7,000 that you all gave directly when we did charity match donation things like

1:58.7

raffled prints and donation duels. So the fact that we

2:01.4

were able to put so much good into the world through this podcast makes me incredibly happy. Thank you so much to all of you for making this possible. If you want to hear me podcasting on a regular basis and you're not listening to my other shows, you should listen to my other shows. I'm doing a new show called The Newest Olympian, which is a similar structure to Potteros, but I'm making my way through the Percy Jackson series.

1:59.0

Me and a whole team put together a very fun scripted show called The Newest Olympian, which is a similar structure to Potteros, but I'm making my way through the Percy Jackson series. Me and a whole team put together a very fun scripted show called Modern Muckraker, which pokes fun at journalistic shows by making a podcast that sounds like you're listening to a very serious program, but the questions we're answering are inherently very silly, such as is the budget of East High School from high school musical realistic for a public

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