Ep. 1935 - BREAKING: The Government Launches "Aliens.gov"
The Michael Knowles Show
The Michael Knowles Show
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🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The federal government has reportedly just registered the domain name, |
| 0:04.5 | Aliens.gov. |
| 0:06.6 | Now, I am holding out hope that the website will simply feature the faces of the various |
| 0:12.5 | Venezuelans that we've shipped to Bucale's Salvadoran Torture Resort. |
| 0:17.6 | But it would appear that the federal government is on the brink of releasing information |
| 0:21.8 | about UFOs and little green men. I have spoken with some high-level people in the government |
| 0:28.1 | about this. I know some of the things that they are likely to disclose. These disclosures could |
| 0:33.9 | upend everything that people think. The way we view the cosmos, the way we view ourselves. |
| 0:40.7 | We will get into how to think about that even before these disclosures come out. |
| 0:44.0 | But most important, and worst of all, if the government proclaims that aliens are real, |
| 0:50.9 | Matt Walsh is going to be insufferable. |
| 0:54.0 | I'm Michael Knowles. This is the Michael Null the show. |
| 1:17.0 | Val Kilmer is going to star in a movie from Beyond the Grave, apparently. |
| 1:23.3 | We'll get to that. |
| 1:24.5 | This is now we got aliens. |
| 1:26.2 | We got necromancy. we got a lot of bad stuff. |
| 1:30.6 | What did I tell you? During Lent, the devil runs amok. And that's what we're looking at. |
| 1:34.7 | First, before we get to any of it, want to tell you about Equip Foods. |
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| 1:42.7 | You have heard me praise Quips Prime bars before. Now the team is hooked |
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