A viral column encourages women not to have children based on a highly scientific survey of

Reddit. We will get into the supposed epidemic of parenthood regret. Then, good news and bad news.

The bad news is the Iran War and high gas prices will likely drag on for weeks, not just based on

layman analysis that's coming from the administration.

The good news, after Iran, we are likely taking Cuba, and Mayflower will get some new cigar blends.

That should be great. Finally, the Oscars apparently happened last night. I did not watch, but I saw the clips.

You might have to, if you didn't. Conan O'Brien took the opportunity at the show to invert reality. I'm Michael

Knowles. It's the Michael Null the show.

Is the CIA investigating Tucker Carlson for being an Iranian spy?

That's the claim that Tucker is making on his show.

It sounds kind of like a right-wing madlib, you know, a right-wing new media madlib.

Is the blank, is the Mossad surveilling Alex Jones for being a club of Rome spy?

Is that you could fill it in with almost anything.

But Tucker is making the claim quite seriously.

It doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

And I wonder, I'm not saying this is totally made up.

I just wonder how many layers of misinformation from how many places in the government, multiple governments, media organizations is coming out in this.

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