Did you know choosing the train over your car can cut your carbon footprint by up to two thirds?

So, one family outing at a time, one little adventurer at a time, one trip to the museum, one dinner in the city, one nap on the way home at a time.

One train journey at a time can help create a greener future.

So when will you take your next trip? Find out more at nationalrail.co.uk slash greener.

As the only authorized manufacturers of leftist tears tumblers in the world, I think it is important that we finally stand up here at the Daily Wire and do our environmental duty to help save the planet with an important public service announcement.

When you're drinking salty and delicious leftist tears from our tumbler, please be sure always to use a plastic straw.

Maybe use two of them. For one, it will prevent the salty tears from staining your teeth.

And that's very important, but two, it will help to save the planet and shrink the non-existent garbage island in the Pacific Ocean while polar bears don't starve in the Arctic, fracking doesn't poison water wells and electric cars kill people.

We will analyze everything you know that just ain't so about mankind's impact on our natural environment.

Then the Griffin family stops by to discuss giving birth to a baby in a Chick-fil-A restaurant in Texas on this is America.

That is the most America. I'm going to have to cancel this segment afterward.

Finally, the celebrity is gunning to take down President Trump in 2018 and beyond. I'm Michael Knowles and this is the Michael Knowles Show.

You know when I was doing that setup, I probably should have had a straw in the leftist tears tumbler. Now my teeth are going to be all stained and I won't be saving the environment.

We have a lot to get to today. This is a lot of really a lot of good stuff to cover before I get on my plane.

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