The first round of primaries for 2026 took place last night, and there were some major upsets.

Seven-year incumbent, Dan Crenshaw lost his primary to a candidate endorsed by both Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson.

Not a pair that you see working together every day.

Former future of the Democrat Party, Jasmine Crockett, lost her primary to James

Talarico, a soft-spoken pseudo-Christian who is somehow, in fact, much more radical than she is.

Didn't see that coming. And Reza Pahlavi, the crown prince of Iran, light of the Aryans,

they call him, appears to be losing his primary

in the White House to take

over Persia after the Ayatollah.

I'm Michael Noles. It's the Michael Nolz show.

I'm Michael Nolz. Welcome back to the show.

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