Ep. 192: "King of Tahiti"

Roderick on the Line

Merlin Mann

Society & Culture, Johnroderick, Philosophy, Thelongwinters, Merlinmann

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2016

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

The Problem: From a young age, John wanted a mustache.

This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks to James T. Green for greeting John this month.

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0:00.0	Is this it?
0:01.0	This is it.
0:01.4	This is the show?
0:02.2	This episode of Roderick on the Line is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
0:06.3	This week, they asked James T. Green to help say hi to John.
0:24.4	Hello? Hi, John.
0:26.1	Hi, Merlin.
0:27.3	How's it going?
0:29.7	It's so good to be back.
0:34.3	Oh, you're sick.
0:37.3	I'm a little sick. You, right, you're sick i'm a little sick you right you're still sick it was a it was a bad one it was a um
0:44.4	it was a virus that snuck past see i got a flu shot it wasn't a flu virus. It was a other virus.
0:54.6	Oh, no.
0:55.5	Mystery virus that snuck past all of my defenses and then conned me into thinking it was
1:01.9	just a normal cold for a couple of days.
1:05.7	Oh, my battery won't start.
1:09.1	My family's in the car.
1:10.6	I'm here to interview for a job. Yep, yep, exactly. Hey, classic. Fan belt, my fan belt. Fucking fan belt. I got a fan belt right here to prove it. Oh, so it must be true. Right? So it's one o'clock in the morning and I'm just going to run to the fan belt store. You seem like a nice virus. You're clean or articulate.
1:28.1	Sure, come on in.
1:28.4	Yeah.
1:44.8	So I had a little sore throat. I had a little stuffy nose. And then in the middle of the night, I was 104 degrees. And then I was freezing cold. And then I was 104 degrees. And I was like, this is no normal cold. Oh, man. And then I had a fever for three days, and then I went to the doctor.
1:46.0	Oh, shit.
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