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Roderick on the Line

Ep. 192: "King of Tahiti"

Roderick on the Line

Merlin Mann

Thelongwinters, Johnroderick, Merlinmann, Society & Culture, Philosophy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2018

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Just a soul patch touching a nose.

The Problem: From a young age, John wanted a mustache.


This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks to James T. Green for greeting John this month.


Transcript

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0:00.0

Is this is it? This is the show. This episode of Roderick on the line is sponsored by

0:05.1

Cards Against Humanity. This week they asked James T. Green to help say hi to John. Hello? Hello. Hi John. Hi John. Hi Merlin. How is it going? Mm-M, it's so good to be back.

0:34.0

Oh, you're sick.

0:37.0

I'm a little sick.

0:39.0

You, right, you're still sick.

0:42.0

It was a bad one. It was a it was a virus

0:47.4

snuck past see I got a flu shot. It wasn't a flu virus. It was a other virus mystery virus that snuck past every all of my

0:58.4

defenses and then conned me into thinking it was just a normal cold for a couple of days.

1:05.4

Oh, my battery won't start. My family's in the car.

1:10.4

I'm here to interview for a job. Yep, yep,

1:13.0

exactly.

1:14.0

Classic.

1:15.0

My fan belt.

1:16.0

F must be true right so it's one o'clock in the morning and I'm just gonna run

1:24.2

to the fan you see like a nice virus your cleaner articulate sure come on in yeah so I

1:28.8

I had a little sore throat at a little stuffy nose and then in the middle of the night I was 104 degrees and

1:35.0

then I was freezing cold and then I was 104 degrees and I was like this is no

1:39.6

normal cold and then I had a fever for three days and then I went to the doctor.

1:45.0

Oh shit.

1:46.0

Which I don't do.

1:47.0

No.

1:48.0

And I was like, you got to be kidding me with this.

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