Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse GO!

This week on Jordan Jesse GO, Rob Hubel manages to warp some talk about adopting dogs into dog sex talk. You've been warned. Let's go.

The program is Jordan Jesse GO. I'm the host of the program, Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Getting hot again here in Los Angeles, Jordan, I do not care for it.

I'm sorry. Mike indulances.

Thank you.

Fuck off.

I'm headed to Baltimore.

Yeah.

Fuck this noise.

Yeah, you hang out with John Waters.

Have you ever said layer?

Fuck this noise. It's really satisfying.

Like, it's something that pretty much only dicks would say, but it feels really good. That's why they say it.

Here's what I have been dying to say, and I just can't. It never occurs to me when it's appropriate to say it.

I would really love to say it at some point.

Oh, do you want to introduce our guest? This is maybe further.

No, no, no, no, no, no, you guys do your thing.

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