Ep 191: Oops! All Diariers

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

In This Episode: We talk about a laptop being seized by the police for having Skyrim mods downloaded, a person is wondering if it is normal for a Chipotle to be selling Mac and cheese, ribs and mashed potatoes, a disgruntled employee tells us about their manager that won't stop twerking, a wife learns after 20 years her husband was a stalker, and a listener tells us about how their fart torn apart a friendship. For this week's Circle Jerdge Josh brings back the all time classic, "Auroraisms". This Episode is sponsored by: HelloFresh! Go to Hellofresh.com/Judgiesfree and use code judgiesfree for FREE breakfast for life! Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Seized Laptop https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1974t9g/police_have_seized_my_wifes_laptop_after_one_of/ Employee's selling their own food https://www.reddit.com/r/Chipotle/comments/196nk6y/i_think_the_employees_at_my_local_chipotle_are/ Manager won't stop twerking at work https://www.reddit.com/r/McDonaldsEmployees/comments/197ckvy/night_manager_wont_stop_twerking/ My husband used to stalk me https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/19cnsh0/my_whole_marriage_is_built_on_lies_i_dont_know/ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 5:35 Mail Time 9:54 r/randomactsofcards 11:53 r/legaladviceuk: Police seized my girlfriend's laptop 18:09 r/chipotle: Employees are selling their own food at Chipotle 26:30 r/mcdonaldsemployees: manager won't stop twerking at work 35:54 Return from break 36:10 Tucky Chrissy account review 39:17 CJ: Auroraisms 46:24 Listener Sound Submission 48:33 Listener Story: My Fart tore apart a friendship 52:18 r/marriage: My husband use to be my stalker Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Like some kind of Pizza Ninja, Domino's are slicing their prices.
0:05.0	Domino's price slice.
0:07.0	Small pizzas now 8 quid, medium now 10 quid, and large now 12 quid.
0:12.0	Yet we're making cuts too.
0:14.0	In 11th of February 24, minimum delivery spend, charges and areas may apply.
0:18.0	Tous and see, see Domino's dot code. UK. Yeah. You can still get pregnant from pre-scripting, so be careful with that.
0:46.4	Hello boys, hello girls, and hello non-binary individuals and welcome back to
0:51.9	the, that's right right the number one judgeiest place on the
0:57.7	internet my name is Josh my name is Rick and my name is Christian and we are the
1:04.4	judgeies back and in a better mood than ever. You got it you guys are very
1:12.4	springy over there. I was wearing shorts earlier. That's wild.
1:17.0	Well, he just got new swim trunks for our trip.
1:20.0	So you were just wearing around the house?
1:23.0	Yeah, but they looked really good on me.
1:25.0	Mesh in?
1:26.0	It did have mesh.
1:27.0	Well, it wasn't really mesh, but it was like kind of spandex material.
1:31.0	Okay, that's better than mesh.
1:32.0	More comfortable to wear. Yeah.
1:34.0	What's up with? There's no way mesh was our best, like the best thing we could have done
1:39.1	for that long. I guess it probably dries out the best I guess that's probably the idea behind it.
1:45.8	That's probably what the idea behind it is. What about you Erica? Any mesh in your underwear or your
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