You know what that means?

What's that, Laura?

It is the glorious sound of another purchase on our no-holes barred website hosted by Shopify.

And we've been hosted by Shopify for quite some time now haven't we Laura? We have indeed.

Shopify is the all in one commerce platform revolutionizing millions of businesses worldwide just like ours.

So whether you're selling cabbage leaves or types, Shopify

simplify selling online and in person so that you can successfully grow

your business.

And the beauty of it all is that it's so easy to use.

With industry leading tools ready to ignite your growth,

Shopify gives you complete control over your business and your brand

without learning new skills in design or

coding which was absolutely ideal for us web design novices because we've done it all

ourselves haven't we Laura we certainly have made nice and easy. Never in a million years did we think

we'd be flogging dildos on the internet yet here we are with a beautifully designed

and easy to navigate website that we've created ourselves.

So it's time to get serious about selling and get Shopify today.

Sign up for a one pound per month trial period at Shopify dot co-dot UK slash no holes all lower case.

Go to Shopify dot co-dot UK slash no holes to take your business to the next level today.

Shopify.co. UK slash no holes.

It's time to chat some bollocks about funny tits and bum.

No topic is of limit for these potty mouths, found mums.

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