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The fallout continues over Donald Trump's new child care plan.

Trump said he devised the plan after he heard his daughter Ivanka saying to him,

daddy, daddy, daddy, give baby child care plan.

Apparently Ivanka had been saying that for a while, but Trump couldn't hear.

Because his wife Melania was simultaneously saying,

daddy, daddy, daddy, give baby diamonds and the two women drowned each other out.

Trump says the plan will provide help for hardworking parents by allowing them to transfer ownership.

To transfer ownership of their construction companies directly to their children.

While still receiving profits for themselves without paying any taxes.

Trump says this will allow parents to earn more millions of simoleons.

While still being able to write their names in large gold letters on top of all the buildings they construct.

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