Ep 190: There’s Some Birds in This House
Probably a Podcast
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4.3 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
This week was an eventful one. Shannon signed up for a new gym, had her Nashville Comedy Fest Shannon-igans show, and has birds in her house. From prank queen to seriously fearing the bird flu, Shannon and Mike work together to clear the house on Shannon’s way to her show. Mah jong (wine nights) with friends, house renovations, and Easter, Shannon shares her time in South Carolina, and her upcoming Daisy-free trips to Stagecoach and Croatia. What is actually the best time to go to the gym? What does Shannon regret about her new Charleston home? What tips do you have for leaving your sweet, precious angel baby for the first time? Giggle along to this week’s episode and leave your best mama advice.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Welcome and Coffee Burn
01:09 Joining a Gym
03:32 Birds in the House Setup
03:58 Comedy Fest Pre Show Chaos
05:57 Laundry Room Mystery Noise
09:44 Calling Mike Bird in Vent
13:34 Bird Rescue Gone Wrong
17:24 More Birds Attack and Panic
25:06 Aftermath Nest Fears and James Saves One
28:01 Charleston Architects and School Flashback
30:36 Dreaming Up House Plans
31:07 Mahjong And Wine Nights
34:15 Charleston Easter Reflections
35:16 Croatia Sailing Plans
37:34 New York Mom Work Trip
44:42 Stagecoach Mom Guilt
47:11 Activations Hype Rituals
51:38 Shenanigans Live Show Highlights
54:39 Furniture Regret Confession
57:22 Signing Off And Thanks
LINKS:
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome back to another episode of Probably a podcast. |
| 0:07.7 | This episode is brought to you by me because I burnt my tongue on my coffee and I feel like |
| 0:12.9 | I have a list now. |
| 0:13.6 | And I'm not trying to like throw any shade to anyone that has a list, but like damn, bro, |
| 0:16.8 | I keep doing that. |
| 0:18.2 | I don't know if I'm just like really even more impatient than I thought. |
| 0:22.9 | James said his hopes for me whenever I had gotten pregnant, we were going to start a family. |
| 0:27.7 | He said, I really hope that this teaches you patience because I am literally the least |
| 0:31.7 | patient person I know. And I'm not kidding, dude. I think it's gotten worse. I'm not impatient |
| 0:36.9 | with Daisy at all, but like, |
| 0:39.5 | I'm even more snappy to McSnapperson with people around me. And maybe with myself too, because I would |
| 0:43.9 | just be drinking coffee when I know it's scalding hot. You know what else I did? That's kind of crazy. |
| 0:51.3 | I was drinking my coffee in a, in a mug, like a, what, what are they |
| 0:56.1 | called? Travis, Travis, Tumblers. Um, no, Travis Tumblers. Nope, not that one either. |
| 1:02.2 | Yeti. A Yeti insulated cup. So the thing you just remained hotter for longer and it was just |
| 1:09.7 | time to drink my coffee. I was on the way to the gym. |
| 1:12.4 | I don't know what you're thinking. Shannon, what do you mean you were on the way of the gym? |
| 1:15.3 | You have a gym at your house. Well, guess what? I joined a gym in my community because I realized I |
| 1:21.9 | seriously cannot turn off. I like having the home gym. Obviously, it's amazing for James and he loves |
| 1:26.6 | that, but he also goes to So House and he he has his little, like, you know, dance around town when he wants to get out of the house. But I realize, like, I cannot focus on the gym, probably because I just, like, don't give a shit about the gym that much. I just go because I'm like, oh, I want to be strong. I want to be healthy. I don't find like sheer joy in it. |
| 1:44.8 | So when any of the smallest of things, you know, like, oh, I just heard the dryer girl off. Let me go switch that really quick. Oh, I just heard my baby make the cutest sound. Let me go see what her and James are up to. So I just like was never actually getting anything done. and then I was just wasting more time at our gym at home. |
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