Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, GO!

We're joined by DC Pearson, and finally, somebody takes on the insane clown posse! Okay, let's go!

Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart

Jordan Morris, boy detective

Dusk in Los Angeles, the sunlight dappling the sky trees

The Scientologists coming out of their cocoons to greet the night

My tailor went in, I went in order to jack it

Congratulations on having your own tailor

A tailor here in Los Angeles, by the way, let's bring in our guest here before I get into this tailor's situation

His name is DC Pearson, he's a celebrated novelist, he's an acclaimed writer and actor of the film Mystery Team

He is the star of a one-man show, America's most beloved theatrical form

He recently wrote for the video Music Awards

This is true, hey guys, how's it going?

I ran out of stuff, I didn't want to chime in until you ran out of superlatives, I wanted to see how deep it would go

I was pretty sure I saw him slightly out of focus in the background of an episode of Community

That's correct, I've also been in focus in a couple of them

Excellent, one to two lines in a couple of episodes of Community

Excellent

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