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🗓️ 29 February 2016
⏱️ 103 minutes
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The Problem: It scares the biomes.
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0:00.0 | This episode of Roderick on the line is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. |
0:04.0 | They ask us not to read an ad, so hey, enjoy the show. |
0:07.0 | Hello? Hello. Hi John. Hi John. Hi Merlin. How's it going? Great. Good. All right. So you're |
0:22.3 | super-duper. How about you? Great. Just wrap it up. All right. Good. Thanks for coming to our normally complaining about stuff |
0:33.9 | podcast. We are super good right now. You know what wouldn't that be funny? |
0:38.6 | That would be funny if we just had a week where everything was okay. |
0:40.8 | Yeah, how are you? You you afraid? You know what? Nothing intolerable. Nothing. No. It's uh, you've had worse. You've had worse months. Everybody was Yeah, |
0:54.0 | about Hitler once on the way in today I passed you know there was small traffic jam but not one that I was upset about |
1:00.0 | because the source of it was that a cop had pulled over a lime-green |
1:06.2 | Lamborghini Diablo. Oh that's okay and everybody had to slow down to see it. And I was like, yeah, of course, of course. |
1:15.0 | Oh my God, so that person, whoever paid for that car, |
1:19.0 | probably got to choose from many, many colors. |
1:22.0 | Well, yeah, many, yeah, many colors. |
1:24.0 | I mean, let's say, let's say, I mean, |
1:26.0 | red, wet, and black and yellow. |
1:28.0 | Red, white, okay, but like let's assume even you get three colors. |
1:31.0 | And you pick lime green. That's just you know that boy you talk about a |
1:36.2 | fuck you to everybody. Mm-hmm. It's like did you notice I'm driving a Lamborghini |
1:40.4 | Diablo? Did you notice? Oh man, that's a nice car to get pulled over in. |
1:48.0 | I bet it's very luxurious. |
1:49.0 | Well, you know, I can't imagine that you would ever get out of first gear in it in town and if you |
1:54.2 | were the type of person that would drive one around town like that's the |
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