Crysis, crises everywhere.

No, no, no, I'm not talking about starvation or war, genocide, civil unrest, rape, murder,

or poverty.

No, no, no.

What I'm talking about is a tape in which a guy that we know pays off women that he's

slept with talks about paying off women that he's slept with.

I'm talking about men copulating with rubber dolls.

I'm talking about plastic straws, man, the real problems.

We will analyze the most pressing crises facing our nation today.

And we will ask if we've ever had it so good.

Then, comedian and commentator Chad Prather joins to discuss the electoral landscape.

And finally, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's brilliant media strategy.

I'm going to compliment her.

She's played this very well.

Plus, the world's first ever Test 2 baby born today on this day in history.

I'm Michael Noles, and this is the Michael Noles show.

I've got to get to so many crises and the tape, the big tape, the big moment they got

trumped.

Didn't they?

They finally got them, probably not.

Before we get to that, we have to thank Black Rifle Coffee.

A wonderful sponsor, Black Rifle Coffee.

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