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Got it down in five, four, three, two, one. What's up? You fucking sexy bitches. We got a special ass damn guest here.

Sexy cut this fuck mouth.

Special in the sense that this guy has the luckiest luck of everything. You know, I got to I got to make sure that I be careful about my legs

because last time I was recording the shit. I was wearing some short shorts. All you saw was dick and balls.

Really? Yeah, like straight up. It was like the whole imprint of my dick and my testicles.

So I had to make a note to zoom out because it was too tight. Oh, damn. You should just let it hang, bro.

I would have, but it's extra tiny. So people can get the literal inference of the size of it.

Okay. I didn't like that. So what you do, man? I mean, well, I'm good. I'm good. I just I just got a facial.

And real men get facials.

Real men shit. You know what's funny is I realized I'm I'm turning more and more into like an Instagram model every day.

Because like I pushed the fashion over. I pushed happy tea. And now it's like I'm doing facials in exchange for like story.

You know, all you need is tummy t-bro and then you're done. You know what I was thinking?

I was thinking that maybe because like you notice the flat tummy t-shit kind of disappeared.

Yeah. And now you see happy tea everywhere. Yeah. So I feel like because of the stigma that kind of came with

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