Dungeons & Datties is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grown-ups.

Content warnings can be found in the description.

Welcome to Dungeons & Datties, not a BDSM podcast occasionally, a DND podcast and also a BDSM podcast.

This is a Dungeons & Dragons podcast about four dads, flungies and-

This is a DND podcast band, two weeks, it's an episode.

It's about four dads in our world, flung into the forgotten realms, I quest to rescue their lost sons.

My name is Freddie Wong. I play Glenn Close, the rock and roll bar dad of the group.

The bar, who apparently has never used bar to inspiration.

I hear the internet screaming at me. I hear all bar players being like, you fool, that's what you do.

You know what? Can't off my nuts. I barely didn't need it.

You're fucking fine. I'm the best bar that everyone wants.

This week's dad fact about Glenn. Glenn spent a lot of time on the road touring with his band.

And I know there was a lot of people side note Freddie here. A lot of people like, you guys, you should do the Wendy's thing.

You know what? Fuck that. Fuck Wendy's. That's some pain from air shit.

You know what? You know what? Glenn's favorite fast food joint. Jack in the box. Fuck you Wendy's.

What's wrong with Wendy's? Wendy's is jacking the box. She can say better.

Now we can't get sponsors from Wendy's. I'm gonna put my money on Jack and actually what he's much better than Jack in the box.

I'm thinking. Arby is Arby's is always a social media game is actually really on point. They might be down.

Yeah, except the problem is last time I checked fast food is for eating at 2 a.m. and hating yourself.

Not for hilarious dumps on social media. If I wanted that, I would follow some 14 year.

You follow the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Yeah.

Yeah. She had to down there hilarious and so ready. If if Wendy's cut you a check for 15 large, you would do their stupid TRPG.

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