EP 19- A Book and a BJ

Kickin' it with Koz

Cloud10

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

I'm running for president, laundering money, and lying to the American People... That's like the entire second half of the episode lol. Enjoy! My Socials Podcast's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kickinitwithkoz My Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anthonykoz_ My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/anthonykoz MY Twitter: https://twitter.com/anthonykoz_ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And we'll arrive in three, two.
0:05.0	Good morning, bid now.
0:16.0	So foxabon made two way to the fly.
0:19.0	Oh, they're red, white and blue.
0:22.0	Thanksgiving week in America, baby.
0:26.0	Columbus is my god.
0:28.0	Build the wall.
0:29.0	Mexico, but around Canada, they lied to me once about bacon.
0:32.0	And I will simply never get over it.
0:35.0	The rock, Dwayne, the rock Johnson is my president.
0:38.0	The country where you can abort every goddamn fucking baby,
0:42.0	preterm, postterm, midterm semi-finals, NBA finals,
0:46.0	flu game, Michael Jordan, every fucking baby,
0:50.0	COVID isn't real.
0:51.0	Nothing's real.
0:52.0	We live in a simulation.
0:53.0	I could stab myself in the fucking chest right now.
0:56.0	Nothing would happen.
0:57.0	Absolutely nothing would happen.
0:58.0	We're all living in a simulation.
1:00.0	You're not real.
1:01.0	I'm not real.
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