Ep. 189 - My Masterpiece Sperms

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Comedy

4.8 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0	Come in, come in, come in, and me see your butt.
0:03.3	All the counts to the ball list.
0:08.8	Every crap monster.
0:11.3	This is seriously not how I wanted to spend my third today.
0:14.2	You started the argument.
0:15.5	I didn't want to have to do this today.
0:16.9	I have a spicy mouth right now.
0:18.1	I have the highest quality sperm.
0:19.5	I didn't want to do this today, but Patrick?
0:21.1	I ate a euro, and now my mouth is all spicy.
0:23.8	What are you doing in here?
0:25.5	Get out.
0:26.1	Get out.
0:26.8	Leave out now.
0:29.5	We need paper towels.
0:30.7	You need to get out.
0:32.0	Uh-huh.
0:32.6	Okay, back to the matter of fact.
0:34.4	My sperms are masterpiece quality.
0:37.2	They're not.
0:38.4	My spurs are shit.
0:38.4	No.
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