Ep 189: Island of Dougs
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 2018
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Doug has an A********. Good Business; Good Starfleet.
Improvised on May 6, 2018 from a suggestion by Justin Lipsitz via Facebook
Starring
Rayna Caskey as En. Bobbi Intern, Doug
Sean Kelley as Lt.Cdr. Crick Watson
Chris Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Old Doug
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Mary Cait Walthall as En. Operator, Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, Doug
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Doug, Bennigans Waitress, TGID Waitress, a child
Matt Young as Cpt. Julius Valentine Baxter, Doug, En. Terwilliger, Lt. Greg
Edited by Chris Rathjen
Sponsored by Overcast as part of the Chicago Podcast Co-op
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This week's episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Overcast. |
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| 0:18.2 | Hello? |
| 0:19.3 | Doug, Doug. |
| 0:20.3 | Hello? |
| 0:21.6 | Doug, Doug. Yeah, this is me? What, Doug, Doug, Doug? Hello? Doug? Doug? |
| 0:22.6 | Yeah, this is me? |
| 0:23.6 | What's up, Doug? |
| 0:24.6 | Doug? |
| 0:25.6 | Doug, you sound upset, Doug. |
| 0:26.6 | Well, I was in the fog over there, and I ran back here to the village because I saw the strangest thing I've ever seen in my life. |
| 0:33.6 | What did you see, Doug? |
| 0:34.6 | I saw people. They looked sort of like us, but they wore different |
| 0:38.7 | color shirts, red and blue and yellow, and they had strange gold brooches on, and they're coming |
| 0:45.4 | this way. Doug, did they see you? No, they didn't see me. I hid an underbrush and I ran back here |
| 0:51.4 | as fast as I could. Now, Doug, you've been told time and time again don't you go to the fog, Doug. You don't go into the fog, Doug. You never go to the fog, Doug. I wanted to see what was beyond the fog. Doug. I'm the only Doug in my generation that has a sense of adventure. Doug, Doug, we do not say |
| 1:10.8 | the A word here. |
| 1:12.5 | But I gotta know |
| 1:13.4 | what's beyond the fog. |
| 1:14.6 | I gotta know. |
| 1:15.5 | There's nothing beyond the fog |
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