Now that Hillary Clinton has finally admitted she's a sick old woman about to be mercifully

carried off by pneumonia, many of you may have begun to ask yourself what will happen

if the Democrat candidate for corrupt president becomes too ill to continue her campaign.

How will she be replaced if she steps down?

And what if she dies?

Will she really have to go to hell for all eternity or is there some chance a fire hotter than

a thousand sons will purge her desiccated soul of the blackness of her innumerable sins?

Actually, I can't answer that last question, but I can't explain the Democratic National

Committee's bylaws for how she can be replaced.

Now, first of all, let me reassure those of you who don't wish Hillary dead and feel

free to move in closer so you can hear me better, that there is no evidence that Hillary

is gravely ill.

As Jennifer Granholm, a pertly attractive blonde woman who used to be governor of somewhere

or other, as she said, powering through illness is just what women do.

And of course, all men already know that because we're the ones who have to listen to all

the complaining before going out to earn enough money to support the women while they're

powering through or whatever the hell it is they do all day.

But in the event, Hillary should finally admit that let's face it, she's heading off

to that big Benghazi hearing in the sky, the DNC's charter and bylaws make it very clear

what procedures must be followed.

According to DNC bylaws 78.42, Section 53, quote, should the essential corruption of a

Democrat candidate begin to manifest itself in material form such that a physical cancer

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