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Hello, sir. He's sorry. Hello sir, is this the recruitment office for the armed forces?

Yes it is son, come on here and have a seat.

Right, don't mind if I do if I could just uh...

That does not bold well for the Clowin Wall later.

And yep, there we go. See?

Did it all on my own.

Army of one.

Right. My name is Jeff.

I am a Tuking Mon Goose, you may have heard of me, and I would

lot to join a military today. So if you could just point me in the direction of the night vision goggles and

automatic weapons, I thank you.

All right, son, I appreciate your enthusiasm.

Now listen, do you know exactly what you're getting yourself into? your watching the documentary of Starship Troopers and I am ready to do everything I can to

avenge those lost on Klendathu. I had no idea that we were currently at war with sentient insects, bugs, filth, and I'd like to do my part.

I'm incensed at what happened to Buenos Aires and I'd like to be a pot of this solution, sir.

I don't want this to be hanging over this planet for one minute long and it has to,

and if that means that Jeff H to take off his bowler and

put on a helmet then that's what Jeff's going to do so and I once again ask you

where are the night vision goggles and the automatic weapons?

Huh.

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