I was going to wait until Monday. I was going to respect the official Daily Wire policy and let

everyone stay home until Monday. But then a looks maxing, meth-taking mager told me that right-wingers

should vote for Gavin Newsom. I was going to just give us all the weekend off. But then,

a Politico analyst proposed shooting right-wing journalists who exposed Somali fraud in Minnesota.

I was going to sit back and relax.

But then, stranger things made the 80s gayer than they already were, which was considerable.

So now we're back.

It is the ninth day of Christmas, and I'm Michael

Noles, and this is the Michael Noles show.

Thank you. Welcome back to the show.

Somalis are perpetrating even more fraud than you previously thought.

An incredible expose by an independent journalist.

Nick Shirley shows that Somalis are running these fake daycares all over, not just Minnesota, but apparently in other states as well. So when people go,

they show up to the daycare, it's just some like sloppily dressed Somali man who doesn't have any

kids, happily doesn't have any kids around him. Anyway, it's all just fake.

So we'll get into how deep the fraud goes.

First, though, Merry Christmas, everybody.

This is always one of my favorite days of the year when we put up the Christmas decorations on the Michael Nol's show set.

Actually, it was supposed to be Professor Jacob who put up the Christmas decorations.

Professor Jacob, despite his family origins as a member of a certain ancient nomadic tribe, he was going to have the task of putting up the Christmas decorations. And then he didn't. He just didn't at all. And I texted last night, I said, hey, we put up the Christmas decorations, right? And he texted back, and he's like in another state right now, just maugging and mewing with his girlfriend and doesn't. He said, no. So poor Mr. Davies had to show up here, the crack of dawn with his personal Christmas decorations. But they have to go up because it's Christmas. It's Christmas now. And I was, I thought it was very, very strange that there were a number of broadcasters,

podcasters, TV hosts, radio hosts who put up Christmas decorations before Christmas.

It doesn't make a lot of sense.

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