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Hello and welcome to Surviving Sister Wives, the podcast where monogamous couple drink heavily while recapping Sister Wives on TLC.

I'm Cory.

And I'm Carly.

And you're listening to season 12 episode 3, I WILL SURVIVE!

Which seems like an odd music choice for a bridal shower, the divorce anthem.

Christine was really in her own head, wasn't she?

No one mentioned that maybe the lyrics aren't very romantic.

I thought if Aspen was going to call out anything, it would be the song choice.

But we do find out there were a couple things that she did end up vetoing.

That's right, because we are finally up to Macalty's bridal shower,

which means we are just inching our way closer to that wedding.

Polygamexamistica, polygamexica, califragilistica, expiolidosius, is upon us.

But the TLC description for this one is, it's Macalty's bridal shower,

but Janelle's terrified of performing with the Sister Wives.

Christine gets emotional as she cuts up her wedding dress to make cloth flowers

for Macalty's bouquet and Maddie shares some big news. Intrigued much?

There's a lot that happens in this episode, these are jam-packed.

There's a lot of things that they can put in the description, this is true.

All right, well I have an alternate description, which does not name the same things.

I'm not tear it.

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