Ep. 187: What’s In Your Bag? Plus Kristen Howerton of Rage Against The Minivan

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa explore what’s in the bags we carry around all day…you know, besides the emotional weight of self-identity and parenting. That aside, it's probably wipes and Band-Aids….and tiny koalas. Plus, Biz gets a wake-up call, Theresa is still pregnant, and we talk to Kristen Howerton of Rage Against The Minivan about transracial adoption and her awesome blog. Kristen Howerton: Rage Against The Minivan Twitter: @KristenHowerton Thank you to all our listeners who support the show as monthly members of MaximumFun.org. Our sponsors this week are Blue Apron and eSalon. You can try Blue Apron and get your first three meals free with free shipping by visiting BlueApron.com/badmother. eSalon offers professional-grade, completely personalized hair color created just for you and delivered right to your door! Get 50% off your first box at eSalon.com/badmother now. Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother Facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter Follow Biz on Twitter Follow Theresa on Twitter Like us on Facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to [email protected]. Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (http://www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://www.awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (http://www.adiraamram.com, avail on iTunes) Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is Bins. I'm a part-time working mom with a toddler's son and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:06.0	And I'm Theresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys and another on the way.
0:10.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:13.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears.
0:15.8	This is One Bad Mother.
0:17.8	This week on One Bad Mother, What's in Your Bag? Plus, Biz gets a wake-up call.
0:27.8	Teresa is still pregnant, and we talk to Kristen of Rage Against the minivan.
0:33.0	Whoo!
0:36.0	Theresa is in fact still pregnant and I feel like
0:39.0	as we get closer to it whenever I say Theresa is still pregnant, I feel like I have like an edge of like like like a clown noise
0:46.1	should come like a ha ha ha like like the honking horn a oo gooog a like there's something in my
0:51.9	tone I know and it's not it really is more of a sull like you know like
0:56.7	clowns go to a party and some people think that that's a great idea people are like I love
1:01.2	clowns and other people think it's a nightmare.
1:03.0	So I realize that my tone, to some may be hooray, Theresa still pregnant and to others maybe go to hell. And let's just see who's who in the booth alone.
1:16.0	For me it's a party I think Theresa may want to kill me.
1:19.0	No, I think we talked about this a little bit before we went on the air. I don't think anyone can do or say anything right to me right now.
1:27.6	Ding, ding, ding, ding, we've entered the final stages of pregnancy. Yeah, yeah. That's just a fact.
1:33.3	But you, I mean, you can, and there's like other people just like because I, because like
1:39.0	we're good enough friends that like, it's, I don't care. Yeah, no, but it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like it's like I'm not going to be like mad at you but like a
1:46.2	stranger on the street like still pregnant a I would be like oh fuck you yeah
1:51.6	fuck yeah even though even though that doesn't that just no pregnant
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