when I was married we so go together and go to this thing called legs and eggs.

Sure. So I love the place.

The best thing in the world. So you know, you'd see people there like, like Texan or

wives, yeah, I'm at home deep out just get crushed in there.

You leave at one o'clock in the afternoon everyone's completely hammered and they go back

on the regular day. One of the best steaks I've ever had was in a strip joint in good old Dallas.

What was that place called? Oh, the lounge or something? The hunting.

It had a hunting lodge theme. What's the lot? I think it was called the lodge.

The lodge, maybe. Yeah, I was in. I was in the strip joint and they served steak and it was

one of the best steaks ever. One of the best steaks I had a steak that I did in this place called

11 in Miami. So it's like a strip club you've never seen before. Four floors, a pool with naked girls.

Jesus. Like crazy shit. So I'm there with a with a big chef in Miami. I'm on a date.

Now I don't know and she doesn't know that this is a strip club.

But the guys that we're the guy and girl we're with are all about it, right?

Miami chefs, they don't give a fuck. Right. Everybody's married, kind of not married.

It's a fucking free for all, right? So we get to the door and there's like,

bent leaves and shit like that. And the guy's like, all right, $2,000 for a table.

We're like, all right, we'll split it. Whatever we go in this fucking thing.

And now I start to realize as I'm walking in, I'm like, holy shit.

This is a mega titty bar. And then I start looking at the same time to date that I'm on.

She's looking at like, oh hell no, this motherfucker just brought me to it.

So I'm like being schizophrenic. Like I'm looking at a girl, I'm like, hi, and then she's looking at me.

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