Ep. 187 – Putting the Chris back in Christmas

The Adam Friedland Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2019

⏱️ 79 minutes

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ladies and gentlemen, Chris Rock

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0:00.0	Because I'm gay. I want to suck you off every day.
0:05.6	Because I'm gay.
0:08.8	Chris, mistime.
0:12.6	Wait, why do you have the whole paper towel roll?
0:15.3	Because I have a cold.
0:17.3	You have a cold?
0:18.8	I'm getting over it.
0:20.8	I feel like I'm getting over it.
0:23.6	Just use tissues rather than...
0:25.3	Do you have tissues?
0:26.3	Yeah, hold on.
0:27.3	It's a lot less rough on your nose.
0:29.2	It's true.
0:31.3	Less expensive.
0:32.3	Yeah.
0:34.3	Always his eye on the fucking bottom line, man.
0:37.5	You know what I'm saying?
0:38.9	He doesn't know what you're worried about, like, nose.
0:40.7	That's classic, Nick.
0:41.7	He's worried about the rigging.
0:42.7	He's wasting the ridges.
0:45.4	The ridges that would pick up the...
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