Ep. 185 - The People v. Patrick Doran

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Comedy

4.8 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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A trial for the horrific and shocking case of the kidnapping of Djungelskog the cute and innocent monkey. featuring Joe and Alex from Home Planet @home__planet go buy tour tickets at www.swagpoop.com/shows

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0:00.0	Order. Order. Order. In the court. Welcome. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
0:27.3	for the trial of the people versus Patrick Doran in the case of the heinous and horrible and
0:36.6	inhuman kidnapping of beautiful
0:39.2	Junglescoot.
0:39.9	We need a bias.
0:41.1	Order!
0:41.9	Order! Order!
0:42.4	Without a bias.
0:43.4	Order.
0:44.6	Order.
0:45.6	I haven't even finished.
0:47.0	Sorry.
0:47.3	You'll have time for opening statements, I'm sure.
0:49.5	Now I have to start over.
0:51.0	Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the horrible, terrible, no good crime
0:58.3	of the abuse kidnapping and possibly sexually motivated.
1:06.9	We are now adding that to the list of crimes.
1:11.6	Is sexual assault. It's not. No.
1:12.4	Is sexual assault.
1:13.8	And no.
1:15.4	Yeah, we're adding it.
1:16.3	That's not being added.
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