Ep. 185: The First Ever HOLIDAY Genius-Fail Spectacular, With Rants

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2016

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

It's our holiday gift to ourselves and to you: The First Ever HOLIDAY Genius-Fail Spectacular, With Rants! This week we celebrate the holidays with you and all of your amazing calls. It seems like just the thing to get us through this last push of the holidays. We'll see you #HidingInTheBathroom! Thank you to all our listeners who support the show as monthly members of MaximumFun.org. Our sponsors this week are LEGO and Warby Parker. OBM listeners can visit http://www.warbyparker.com/badmother to begin your free home try on experience today! You can also check out https://www.pinterest.com/LEGO/. Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother Facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter Follow Biz on Twitter Follow Theresa on Twitter Like us on Facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to [email protected]. Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (http://www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://www.awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (http://www.adiraamram.com, avail on iTunes) Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	Warning. This week's show contains Santa Talk around the four minute mark.
0:06.0	So you've been warned. Happy holidays.
0:09.0	This is Benz. I'm a part-time working mom with a toddler son and a daughter who's a
0:14.0	full-blown kid. And I'm Teresa a part-time working mom with two little boys and
0:18.4	another on the way. This is a show about life after giving life. Don't listen with your kids, because there will be swears.
0:25.0	This is One Bad Mother.
0:27.0	This week on One Bad Mother, it's the first ever holiday genius fail spectacular,
0:36.0	technically the seventh ever genius fail spectacular, plus Rants.
0:41.0	Whoo! Oh, the holidays are really here and so soon to be over. How exciting! Oh my God! I'm sorry, I just, I'm noticing that you are celebrating the fact that the holidays are almost over
1:00.0	as much as you're celebrating the holidays.
1:02.0	It's beginning to look like it's almost over.
1:05.0	Are the Valentine's Day decorations up yet in the stores?
1:10.0	Amazing, I love it.
1:12.0	This is a very exciting show.
1:15.0	Yeah.
1:16.0	We have decided as a gift to you, our listeners, and possibly really a gift to ourselves. We are putting on the first ever holiday genius fail spectacular
1:29.5	and I'm pretty excited about it. Yeah me too. I'm really excited about it. Yeah, me too. I'm really excited about it.
1:34.0	Before we get into it though, how are you, Theresa?
1:37.0	I'm good.
1:38.0	I found out that you're pregnant.
1:41.0	That you're ago. Ha!
1:44.0	Ha!
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