Sean has had some good ideas over the years.

But using Canva was a really good one.

Sean designed some social posts to promote his friend's car boot sale.

They looked good.

Really, really good.

Next thing he knows, someone came and bought the lot, including the car.

Now Sean doesn't know how he's going to get home.

Thanks, Canva.

There's a lot I want to get to.

A prominent Democrat in Congress can't explain why she voted to shut the government down.

A former major conservative thought leader just endorsed a Zohran Mamdani for New York mayor.

Support for so-called same-sex marriage is cratering.

All massive developments.

But speaking of massive developments, I have to speak for a moment about Sidney Sweeney. Yesterday, I got a lot of

flack from the producers because I did not cover Sidney Sweeney. Sidney Sweeney did not cover

Sydney Sweeney, it turns out. I didn't really know what they were talking about. I had seen her name

trending in the morning. I was writing my show, but I didn't pay much attention.

Then, sometime yesterday afternoon, a photo of the reason she was trending finally hit my Twitter feed.

And after I regained custody of my eyes, I understood why the producers wanted me to talk about it.

For the few who did not catch it, Sydney Sweeney

showed up to some awards gala wearing a see-through dress. And, you know, this is a family show,

so we'll blur it out a little bit. But to be fair, it was not a full Kanye wife dress. It was not completely transparent, but it left very little to the imagination, which excited lots of people, but it also disappointed a lot of people, especially conservatives who like to claim Miss Sweeney is one of our own.

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