Hey, everybody. This is Armando Torres and you're listening to the show before the show.

It's just me this week on the intro, not during the entire episode, that would be absolutely insane.

But after, you know what? After how much time we've spent in quarantine, is it that insane?

To, for a man trapped in an apartment in Los Angeles with dog shit internet,

to basically just create a fictional world. Now that I have started this line of thinking,

by the way, I'm not sure any of you actually exist. I am not convinced that I am not like

just falling asleep and then in my sleep, walking over to the computer and downloading the episodes,

thousands and thousands of times. So I guess for Sleepy Armando, this one's for you.

It's a really great episode. We're continuing our series with Special Guest Blaine Gibson.

Page did a really, really great job this episode. Before we get started, we have a Patreon.

You can go to patreon.com slash cultpodcast to check out all of the awesome tiers and rewards

we have there for just $5 a month to get access to our bonus content, which includes pages

fucking horny ass vampire book and our bonus show The Speculation Zone. Next, if you, I like

like I said, next, next on the agenda, next what we have to talk about, like I'm also putting a

lot of effort into this, like people don't just fucking skip past it each week. Well, I don't blame

you. I probably would too. In fact, if you're listening to this, everyone else who listens to the show,

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