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🗓️ 20 May 2020
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | We did it. Ryan, what's happening, bud? |
0:06.2 | Spani. Good morning. |
0:09.4 | Yeah, this is weird. |
0:10.9 | This is weird and I kind of like it. |
0:14.1 | What is time, honestly? |
0:16.5 | Non-existent anymore. |
0:18.3 | Never was. |
0:19.6 | That's right. It was always a construct of man and that has felt no more strongly than it is in the weird times. |
0:26.5 | And for the three scientists that listen to our show, we know that's not a true statement. |
0:31.0 | We don't need your email. |
0:34.2 | It's a substance or whatever the fuck you guys say. |
0:36.5 | It's fine. |
0:37.0 | We know. |
0:39.9 | Time is a substance. Whoa the fuck you guys say it's fine we know time is a substance whoa yeah something like that you know does that mean does i mean we could vend it to other people |
0:45.0 | yes oh ho ho ho ho you could carbonate it and drink it cosmic drug dealers selling carbonated time cans. |
0:57.0 | Ryan, |
0:57.5 | I got a big one for us this week. |
0:59.5 | So no, |
1:00.3 | no bullshitin because we got a lot of bullshit in ahead of us. |
1:03.5 | No bullshit. |
1:04.5 | And okay. |
1:05.4 | The whole episode this week is bullshitting. |
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