One of the things that makes America great is being able to have a washer and a dryer in your home.

You don't have to go down to the river and beat your clothes against a rock. You don't have to go down in a single root cellar with the member of the old one. No you't remember, but I'm telling you there used to be this

old washer to get to squeeze the clothes through the rollers off the top.

Yeah, and there was a little bucket on the side, yeah. All right. What makes America great is the tub washer and

dryer when I was a little kid we didn't have that we had to walk to the laundromat I remember walking to the laundromat. I remember walking to the laundromat with my mother, putting

clothes in clothes baskets in a big red wagon, a red rider wagon, which I still have

by the way.

Towel over the top so the clothes wouldn't fall out.

Wheeling it, picking it up over the curbs.

That was before they mandated the rounded curbs.

You had to pick it up every time you got to the corner

because of the square curbs.

But I'll lay down to the laundromat.

The one, two, three, four, five, six, around. two three four five six around the seven but seven and a half blocks to the

larger mat okay it's clear stay there for however long it takes you to close and fold them and laugh with the ladies in the laundromat.

Ha ha ha ha! As I'm playing out back in a mud puddle waiting for the lard to be done and then walk all the way back home and pick up

the ladder over the corner.

Maybe it's the walk I hate more than the launderer, but I hate the laundromat. So I just want to be clear this Monday,

chewing the fat. When you think life stinks. Just know that it's wonderful that we have the capability here in America

and because of us around the world, they have washers and dryers in our homes.

And when that doesn't happen,

it makes someone like myself very unhappy

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