Ep. #182: Chad & Doug's Gay Date and Leftover Staples

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2016

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

It's the first Football Sunday back in Bisbee since Bingo's fall and Doug squeezes in a quick podcast while he can still make words. Chad describes his "Gay" date with Doug and we hear about what they found in Bingo's head. Why not bid up Bingo's items on the Stanhope eBay Yard Sale. It will make her smile.
Doug's Holiday eBay Yard Sale ends Mon Dec. 12, 2016 at 8pm EST. - http://ebay.to/2hnF3fm
Send your pics to KVOA Morning News - @JeffBeamish and put in #SkyCandy
Recorded Dec. 11, 2016 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Kelly, & Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced & Edited by Chaille.
Doug's new special, "NO PLACE LIKE HOME", now available on cd at Amazon.com, iTunes, Google Play, Spotify and DougStanhope.com.
LINKS: Support the Innocence Project - http://www.innocenceproject.org/ Closing song, "Funeral Party", by The Mattoid. Available on iTunes. Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com Order Doug's audio book, "Digging Up Mother", HERE.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, this Bingo update is brought to you by the Doug Stanhope E. Bayard sale.
0:07.8	We actually planned this E. Bayard sale back in the summer in June.
0:12.1	We were going to do it and then we were too busy and had too much shit going on with
0:15.6	the book and the special and a tour.
0:18.5	Well, we said, we'll save it for Christmas, not knowing that Bingo would have fractured
0:23.4	her egg and all the King's horsemen and all the King's men would have had to come down
0:28.9	here to Tucson for a fucking month in a hospital.
0:33.1	Taking turns wondering if her egg will ever get back into scrambled as it were.
0:38.5	So here's the E. Bayard sale.
0:41.6	This is not a fucking charity event.
0:43.8	This is just us selling shit.
0:46.8	We de-horted suits, memorabilia, Bingo's even selling some shit.
0:52.0	She's going to owe her saxophone.
0:55.2	This I've worn on stage on TV.
0:59.6	Shit, I retired and we're selling it to you.
1:02.6	Yeah, a bunch of shit.
1:04.5	The Doug Stanhope and Bingo E. Bayard sale and it ends until it ends.
1:10.2	I don't fucking just go to E. Bay and search Stanhope E. Bayard sale.
1:15.2	It's a bunch of shit that I'll regret selling one day and I'll try to find.
1:21.2	Who did we sell that thing to?
1:23.4	I love that thing.
1:25.2	So yeah, get that thing.
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