What's up guys? Welcome back to the pod. I'm not going to do a lot of preamble on this

episode because this episode is for well it's first- straight men. I know, I know, bizarre. But I feel it's important to, like if you

teach Amanda Fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.

You know what I mean?

So that's what this episode is about.

And I have faith that this episode will reach who it needs to reach.

Send it to your guy friends.

Send it to your exes whatever I am saying this more for

myself than for you guys but I'm not going to be mean and I'm not going to be

passive aggressive or sarcastic while I deliver these tips and tricks to the straight male population out there.

Okay?

So today, I'm hoping this becomes like a mini series or something, but I'm just sort of condensed some main

points. Today I have three sections one dating and talking to sex and three general

so I'm going to present these largely without judgment and we're going to go from there.

Okay. Also if this is your first time listening to me, hi guys, I'm Tanks and I'm who your sister, ex-girlfriend,

ex-girlfriend, current girlfriend, girl who's a friend,

listen to every week, so thanks for joining us. Okay, so first I want to talk about the dating

talking stage and I am a list person so I'm going to keep it as simple as possible.

I'm just not going to go into the why because we don't need that I'm going to keep it as simple as possible. I'm just not going to go into the why because we don't

need that. I'm going to keep it simplest. Number one, we don't want a pen pal. So if you match

with us on a dating app, we're not really down to like talk for ages and ages.

We get it, you're bored at work too.

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