We're having the kid conversation now. We're potentially doing that. I don't know.

It's kind of a rough time in our history to bring a child into this world.

But forget it, you know. The apocalypse comes at least we'll always have something to eat.

I gotta think practical in trying times.

We're not sure. We're not yet ready. You know, maybe, who knows?

You know, but we're also doing nothing to stop it.

We've pulled the goalie.

So, we're using God as our birth control.

I'm 33, I'm married. I'm never wearing a condom again.

So I've just been pulling and praying for the last two years.

But I'm a comedian, so my timing is impeccable.

Yeah, I pull out with like three minutes to go and just louy it in front of her for the back nine.

It is interesting, though. It's interesting to watch the battle of my wife's brain versus her body.

Because her brain, you know, is adamant, not yet ready for kids, but her body is out of a 33 year old woman.

So every time we have sex and I go to pull out, she fucking UFC leg locks me in the place.

I had to build up my hip flexors just to pop out.

Like, how dare you try to rape a baby out of me?

This has to be a consensual conception.

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