Are you a real know-it-all?

Do you annoy your family by shouting the answers while watching Jeopardy?

Do you drive people crazy when you start a sentence with, well actually.

Well, guess what? You can go fact yourself.

Hi, hi everyone. Welcome to Go Fact Yourself, the show where we quiz, the smartest people we know, and find out why they love what they love.

I'm Helen Hong.

I love it.

And now from the Crawford at L.A.S. in Pasadena, here's our moderator, Jay Keith Van Stratton.

Yay! Thank you, everybody. What a wonderful crowd. Hello, Helen. How are you? Hello, Jaype. How are you? What's going on?

Well, Helen, there are probably two things that you know about me for sure. One is that I love to travel. Yes. The other is I'm an incredible cheap skate. I will say nothing about that. Yeah. Well, you can tell from the gifts that I give that I enjoy a bargain. I've been using the same suitcase that I got at Costco for probably 25 years or so. as you may know as well, I'm getting married next month. I'm planning a honeymoon as well. Thank you so much. And I thought, you know what, for the honeymoon, maybe it's about time that I upgrade. Maybe I'll get a new suitcase. And I remembered that I have a gift card for $50 to Saks Fifth Avenue. So I thought I'm gonna check out the suitcases at

Sacks Fifth Avenue. And I know they're, I was expecting them to be, you know, more expensive.

It's a fancy place. But again, the $50 gift card. I went and checked the other night. There was a

suitcase on there. $61,000. $61,000. Does it carry you onto the plane?

Like what?

And that's just for the carry-on size.

Whoa!

But I could save $50.

And I think maybe get free shipping.

So I put that on our wedding registry.

We'll see if 200 people pulled together to buy you. You have want to chip in. I think maybe I could get the handle. So we'll look forward to that. Today on GoFactor itself, two guests will compete to answer questions about facts they know, facts they may not know, and frankly, facts they should know. Plus, we'll meet actual experts on two very different topics, and finally,

we'll declare one of our guests, the winner of today's show. Let's get started and meet

today's guests. Helen, who do we have playing tonight? She is a comedian and writer whose stand-up

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