Ep. #18 - What If Aliens Went To Art School? [Crop Circles]
The What If? Podcast
Spencer Wirth-Davis & Ryan Kopperud
4.6 • 672 Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2017
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Crump’s in the house to talk crop circles. Ryan gives some history of the phenomenon, Spencer thinks Carl Sagan might be an ancient alien enthusiast, and Crump schools us on Mayan clocks.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the What If Podcast with your host, Spencer with Davis and Ryan Copperood. |
| 0:07.8 | It's the What It Podcast. We're back in your ear holes. My name is Ryan. |
| 0:11.7 | Yo, Ryan. Hi, Spencer. What's happening? What up, Crump? Not much, man. Hang in low. |
| 0:16.9 | Welcome. Welcome back. It's great to be back, man. It's St. Paddy's. |
| 0:22.9 | It is St. Patrick's Day today. |
| 0:24.9 | I sure is. |
| 0:25.5 | I forgot all about all of that business. |
| 0:27.9 | Or it's Wednesday, the 22nd of March, maybe, or any day there in the future. |
| 0:35.2 | In your head, it's Wednesday the 22nd of March, |
| 0:39.1 | but in our heads, it might just be St. Patrick's Day. |
| 0:42.3 | It sure is. Time's an illusion, man. |
| 0:43.7 | True. |
| 0:44.3 | Yeah, man. Crump, what are you been up to? |
| 0:46.4 | That should be regular. |
| 0:48.0 | Shit, man. Working. |
| 0:49.3 | Working. |
| 0:49.8 | Working hard, man. Working like an Irish slave. |
| 0:51.7 | Oh, no. |
| 0:53.1 | Yikes. Which, for those you that aren't up, check out the Irish slavery stuff, it's actually not true, but whatever. |
| 0:59.6 | Just working hard, man. |
| 1:00.9 | Just finished up basketball season. |
| 1:02.1 | Sweet. |
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