Hey, it's your girl Paige, and you know I've got the good book, T. Do you ever wish Game of Thrones

had more romance and less, you know, unexpected beheadings? Well, grab your goblet of wine

because heirs and spares betwixt the sheet edition by Jenny L. Spore is serving up

courtly drama, royal power plays, and enough spice to make a tutor blush.

I'll let you choose which tutor? It's 1569, and Lady Anilore wants nothing to do with royal

politics until the exiled prince turned king decides that she's the key to saving his kingdom

and his heart. I mean, who could have

expected that? Expect scheming nobles, forbidden desire, and a reluctant queen who won't just

roll over unless she wants to. Perfect for history lovers who like their romance with high

stakes, sharp banter, and just the right amount of scandalous.

And if you prefer your historical romance with a little less heat between the sheets,

there's a closed bed curtains version just for you.

So get your hands on airs and spares betwixt the sheets edition out now,

because Royal Duty has never been this delicious.

Love ya.

Last night I had the strangest dream.

I moved to forks like Bella, and I fell for a vampyy fella and he told me that he thinks my blood smells sweet. Camp Bone, but he looks at me like a piece of meat.

And I say, Jack is here and we're talking twilight, but this movie isn't good or no, whoa, oh.

So hold on Spider-Monkey.

Paige Mikey and our boy Todd.

We're going to break this whole thing down.

Oh, no.

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