Ep. 18 - THEY Don't Want You To Bring Your Kids To Mass
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 24 August 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Welcome to Broposltes, in this episode we bring it back with some fantastic advice, with people asking questions about Indian priests, trying to get an ex back and kids being shushed by other people in mass!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Bropossals, the only Catholic podcast, where we take our faith seriously, but not ourselves. |
| 0:07.9 | Have you noticed, Patrick, that too many people take themselves seriously? |
| 0:12.0 | It feels like everybody is bending over backwards to prove how seriously they take themselves. |
| 0:18.6 | It's an epidemic, and I'm happy that we on the Crunch podcast are |
| 0:22.0 | leading the resistance against seriousness and Catholicism. It's important. Nothing about this is |
| 0:28.9 | serious. People need to learn to chill. But in the liturgy. Calm down. Who cares? |
| 0:39.1 | But the Pope's... Doesn't matter. |
| 0:41.2 | I found this picture from 2007 where a bishop is holding a balloon during... |
| 0:44.8 | You got to chill. |
| 0:45.9 | Yeah, dude, relax. |
| 0:46.8 | That's weird. |
| 0:47.6 | I agree with you. |
| 0:48.8 | But we got... |
| 0:49.5 | 2007? |
| 0:52.8 | Go, it's just... |
| 0:53.7 | This is not the time. This is not the time. this is not the time |
| 0:54.8 | this is not the time August |
| 0:56.4 | is not the time |
| 0:58.2 | no it's |
| 1:00.4 | that's February stuff |
| 1:01.6 | college football is about to start |
| 1:03.5 | you need to it's about to be fall |
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