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This week's podcast contains very little swearing, but there is an appearance

by the absolute star of the swearing world, the Tom Cruise of Swearington, the Seaward.

You've been warned.

The podcast has been now you have plugged that podcast out and started listening.

I took my microphone and found some human folk.

Then I recorded all the noises while we spoke.

My name is Adam Bucksston. I'm a man.

I want you to enjoy this. That's the plan.

Hey, how you doing, podcasts? Adam Bucksston here. Back in the woods where I belong.

Striding amongst the stunted netile population, the nettles are looking quite for law.

Normally, actually, I don't know if they're probably making normal progress, I guess, but

they must be alarmed by this weather. I don't like it. It's freezing and windy,

and it is discouraging us from our rampant spring slash summertime propagation program.

We would like to expand our sphere of influence across the rural areas and also

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