Previously on Neo-Scum.

After Cannabis Jack crashed his weed helicopter into the Mississippi River, the Nioscum are there to confront him.

Turns out, KJ has been tracking them for Lil Marco this whole time.

After revealing his ill intentions, Cannabis Jack pulls a gun and accidentally shoots himself

in the head. Again. Now that that's over, and Max has been equipped with a hot new prosthetic

leg, the road opens up before the neosum. Where will they head next on the road to Los Angeles?

And will the biker gangs they've tussled with stand in their way?

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bong out of someone's blood hole?

Explain.

Out of someone's butt hole.

I want you smoke out of their...

Out of the butt.

All right, let's try it out there.

You got to poke a hole, another hole.

Who's willing to lend their butthole to this?

You don't want this butthole.

You don't want that.

You want Blair's butthole probably is the most... Sooky clean and mean cuisine.

Oh no, no, no, no, no. Call your asshole lean cuisine.

That's good.

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