Hey, Andy. This is Tom Delford from River Bend, California. You played our Family Fun

Friday's event last month. As you remember, the contract had a clause in it explicitly

restricting you from using profanity or making sexual references on stage, otherwise you'd face fines for every breach of contract.

Well, obviously, you decided to disregard that part of the contracts as he went on to use a grotesque amount of foul language during their performance.

Specifically, you said, piss six times, shit 14 times 14 times bitch 17 times asshole nine times

pussy 18 times cock seven times and fuck or motherfucker and astonishing 68 times

also taking the lord's name in vain making it less of drug references and performing

a countless

number of apolographic gestures

during the show.

It also referenced

a member of your band as a totem-loving

beef bloom.

I don't even know what that means,

so we're not going to find you for that,

but I'll tell you, it just doesn't sound right.

Anyway, after deducting what we paid you for the event,

you now owe us $6,583.

You ask me to call you before bringing this to the manager's attention.

So please, you know, just let me know how you plan on paying for all this.

I prefer to handle it without getting the city involved, obviously.

Anyway, I'll look forward to hear back from you.

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